Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyways?
God? Is that it…God?
Well I tell you, let me give you a little inside information about God.
God likes to watch…
He’s a prankster. Think about it.
He gives man… instincts!
He gives you this extraordinary gift
And then what does he do?,
I swear for his own amusement, his own private, cosmic, gag reel!
He sets the rules in opposition.
It’s the goof of all time.
Look, but don’t touch…
Touch, but don’t taste…
Taste, don’t swallow. HAHA!
And while you’re jumping from one foot to the next, what is he doing???
He’s laughing his sick fucking ass off!
He’s a tight ass, he’s a sadist!!!
He’s an absentee landlord!